December 2007
52 posts
freezing a moment in time. →
it’s people like this guy that make me want to do something to change the world.
these bitches are crazy. →
just one more reason i don’t want one of those things coming out of me.
overheard in my office
dan to colleen (the office loudmouth) quite sarcastically: “you know what i love about you? you’re your own biggest fan.”
good catch..
Ryan: That's okay, size doesn't matter. (When it comes to playlists)
me: very true, quality is key..in all aspects.
17 wii's per second →
great moments in "that's what she said.." holiday...
in church, choir singing: choir: “FAAAALLLLLLLL on your kneeeees….” me: “that’s what she said..”
“remember laura, the mean-ness is in the penis.”
– my mother
ugh..can't stop laughing... →
today’s song on repeat: dorothy at forty -...
brrrr.
me: so cold
wish i had a blanket
laura: a sqweerrrrreed blanket
me: omg, that would be the best blanket everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
laura: :D
or
a squared bury you in sand blanket
me: that would be awesome too
and exfoliating
get schooled.
today’s lesson, courtesy of urbandictionary.com: the detroit cumerbund- The act of dumping on one’s partner’s stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days. Betty: What’s that smell LaShonda? LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it...
“i feel like i’m getting supplies for a mad scientist”
– sara, in reference to list of things i need from the fabric store
today's epiphany
me: he called me out on it last time like "you're quiet tonight" but right after he said that he's like "but you do that around people you don't know, don't you? have to test the waters..."
Sara: yeah. test the waters
me: to which i said "i like to observe just in general, and new people fascinate me"
Sara: ME TOO
me: to the point where i just watch them interact with other new people and i don't talk
it's like watching a really good indie film
$157.50, and counting? →
for postcards and a few stamps? this person is an ebay genius. (via Marco) — lolarose
bitch gets festively freaky.. →
santas are getting all sorts of attention this year. check out lolarose’s post here.
“Amy Wino was arrested today on suspicion of perverting the course of justice....”
– michaelk from dlisted. i love him. i love him so much.
stop having children! →
it's essential. →
so much state pride..
it’s really crazy here. i love the city. so much culture, and so many little one-of-a-kind places. i’ve only seen ONE starbucks. I was telling sara on the phone earlier that “i know there’s one here..there has to be, but i can’t find it.” about 10 minutes after i got off the phone with her, we turned a corner and there it was, in all it’s franchised...
one of the greatest moments in tv history. tim... →
vacation
me: i have so much to do when i get home
omg
laundry
packing
cleaning out pierre's litterbox
make sure he has enough foodies
Matt: Well you only need to bring three outfits
me: yeah right
more like 10 and 4 pairs of shoes
Matt: haha
me: you've never travelled with me before
Matt: nope
me: you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into
what?! no wayyyy. (eye roll) →
2am conversations on 6 cups of coffee.
i decided not to go to sleep before having to go pick up sara at the airport. i’m hoping with the ice storms, her flight will still get in on time. so far, the internets are telling me things are cool. however, i think that i will regret this decision at some point early tomorrow afternoon. but, sitting in the living room at 2am, jittery from the coffee, watching futurama with chaely and...
wasted day.
i spent the greater part of the day being a giant waste of space. it’s 10:30 (pm) and i just now am feeling…decent. that’s what i get for drinking all night on an empty stomach. ugh. so, as i was wasting away a whole saturday in bed and in front of the tv, i was watching an america’s next top model marathon, and saw a GAP commercial, with an against me! song in...
jakob&julia
i thought they were an interesting couple, maybe purely for the beauty and the geek aspect of it… now there’s so much drama, an explosion of tumblr posts, most of them aimed at pissing off the counterpart. it’s childish. but all those posts made me realize: he’s a queen. & she’s just like all those disney songs on her ipod.
current addiction. the kooks - naive
regarding my tattoo mistakes.. (i hate him, but i...
Matt: Where are they?
me: very close to my vagina
Matt: indeed.
crotchal region
me: total
Matt: Well at least not many people will see them
oh wait...
me: you'd be surprised
wait...
you're a complete ass!
Matt: hahaha
me: you are not allowed to comment on my whoreishness
Matt: I know, but you have to admit, it was funny
And don't refer to it as whoreishness
me: what should i refer to it as then, dicknose?
Matt: Variable morality.
MAN man vs. Girly man
saraliz was talking to me earlier about a boy, wondering if he was ever going to call her again because of some drama bullshit. here was my advice to her: think of it this way- do you want a MAN man or a girly man? if you want a MAN man, he’s going to think with his dick, and if his dick gets hard for you, then it’s cool, and he’ll call and ”issues” with other girls...