February 2008
33 posts
“10% of all Europeans are conceived on an IKEA bed”
– Discovery Channel (via lugapa/ronen)(via livejamie)
January 2008
65 posts
gettin' all political
me: yeah
on this conf call right now
talking about the downsizing and stuff
they're closing down 125 sprint retail stores nationally..
Sara: that's scary dude
somethings gotta change
not to go all obama on you
but seriously..
I hate this vacuum. →
via bullshit
“my name’s not norman, but i still rock well.”
– as seen on livejamie.
“are you prepared to join our church? It’s the church of awesomology… Based on the book by l ron me.” - eddie of the supersuckers
great moments in "that's what she said.." gchat...
me: i want the black one
rosspuch: that's what she said
penis pillows →
OH MY GOD, it's never going to end... →
hey squared..
squared.. i love you. your text last night made me nearly pee my pants in excitement. i hope you know, if i had my way, i’d make everything work out for you in cali, because i know that’s where you’ve always wanted to be, and i know you love the beach, and your roomies, and pretty much everything about it… but i know you’re down, and if coming home is what you feel...
i don't want it. →
screen shot
lauralicious1147: i am not good with paint
appleplusz: what'd ou hafta do?
lauralicious1147: alt print screen
appleplusz: omg who is
lauralicious1147: sara
appleplusz: it's not 1995
appleplusz: lol
appleplusz: n/m
chopsticks
me: i'm having a real tough time with chopsticks today
Chaely: tard fangers
me: haha
i was expecting fag fangers
Chaely: that too
they're all tired from sticking them in other dudes bums
me: these THINGS are more like two skinny little dowels, with sort of points on the end
most tarded chopsticks i've ever seen
Chaely: SAY IT LAURA! THEY'RE RODS. YOU'RE PUTTING WOODEN RODS IN YOUR MOUTH!
whore.
tummy's turnin' over
i began the admissions process at eastern today. their PR program looks fairly incredible. decided it was time to stop talking about finishing school and actually do it… gahhhh, wish me luck..
creepy neighbor.
me: i need to continue cleaning
so i feel like i've accomplished something today
and i want to watch charmed
call me when you're out of work
or just stop by
whatevs
i'll be here
rosspuch: i'll do both
sixty times
me: awesome, i'll go ahead and file a restraining order.
this is for squared. →
overheard in my office
dan: “two long sleeved shirts make a jacket. it’s SCIENCE.”
one d at a time disclaimer
“Although the content on this site may, at times, lack maturity, you still should be 18 and ovs to read it. It’s just a responsible suggestion on my part. I’m nobody’s parent. Well, nobody that was carried to full term, anyway.” -slut machine visit the site: one d at a time
office politics
Murphy, Colleen A [CK] [2: 59 PM]: [link to news article]
Murphy, Colleen A [CK] [2: 59 PM]: weren't we just talking about it the other day
Cathey, Laura [CK] [2: 59 PM]: chaka khan?
Murphy, Colleen A [CK] [2: 59 PM]: yes
Cathey, Laura [CK] [2: 59 PM]: was i drunk?
Murphy, Colleen A [CK] [2: 59 PM]: shit nevermind
Murphy, Colleen A [CK] [3: 00 PM]: that was ru paul
idk random
Sara: oh man.
i think it's the opposite of the fat kid that makes friends with all the cute girls cus he's funny. you made friends with him and helped him through a rough time. i'm making no sense but i'm still going to send this and boggle your mind
omg
sorry
me: < boggled
Sara: made sense in my head
i got free pancakes today
nick: “you know…sometimes curtis, I wonder how much dick you suck..then you make statements like that, and I realize its a lot.”
awesome. →
“webernet slutastico.”
– (term reblogged from lolarose) not really sure if i’m taking this out of context..but i’d venture to say that the internet nerd-dom that has infected my best friends and i could now be referred to as this.
hey natalie morales- stop being such a judgemental... →
vagina teeth (really pissed the site with the... →
why do you have to be $60?? why, why, why?!?!?! →
do you listen to house music? →
“i tried to say “oh my blog” the other day, and a snot bubble flew...”
– chaely chartier.